Any resemblance between the characters in this website and any persons, living or dead, is purely the fault of AI hallucinations and/or our unimaginative co-op who writes this bilge.

Whilst much of this website is a distasteful work of fiction (I mean seriously, you didn't think Vanpoover was a real city inhabited by real people did you?), we stand by our data: the parks are full of poo. Don't believe us? Go down there and have a roll around to find out for yourself.

None of this work is intended to harm or offend anyone. We simply seek some dog poop free space in all parks so that kids can play ball safely, people can picnic without getting shit on their blankets, and parents can have a quick game of frisbee with their kids after work without slipping on a turd.